Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD, GODDAMMIT!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
Violent English! lmao
Yeah, it sounded pretty out there. However, even without the Hamster quote, the book is terrible. The writing is mediocre at best, the heroine is stupid (and that’s putting it gently), the plot is ridiculous, and the sex is bland.