This is my Alley
Kitties!!!!
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Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD, GODDAMMIT!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
Violent English! lmao
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Words…
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![I watched Little Ashes, in which Rob plays a young Salvador Dali; I watched Remember Me; I watched the first Twilight movie. And I watched — interestingly enough, I suppose, because people wouldn’t expect it — but you watch interviews with the guy on YouTube, you know. I want to get an idea of his sense of humor, his sense of himself, the way he handles himself, his intelligence — all of those things you can’t really tell from watching an actor play a role in a movie. I suppose in the old days you meet the guy and hang out, and go to a bar or whatever — [laughs] — but these days nobody has time for that, or the money, and so you do it some other way. And once I’d done all that stuff, I thought, This is the guy I want. I thought, He’d be terrific and I actually think he’s a very underrated actor — and it would be my pleasure to prove that by casting him.
- David Cronenberg on Robert Pattinson](http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce19b17b8f9df765d0d0165a0e4f5643/tumblr_mg1xyrco1L1qb54k4o1_500.jpg)
I watched Little Ashes, in which Rob plays a young Salvador Dali; I watched Remember Me; I watched the first Twilight movie. And I watched — interestingly enough, I suppose, because people wouldn’t expect it — but you watch interviews with the guy on YouTube, you know. I want to get an idea of his sense of humor, his sense of himself, the way he handles himself, his intelligence — all of those things you can’t really tell from watching an actor play a role in a movie. I suppose in the old days you meet the guy and hang out, and go to a bar or whatever — [laughs] — but these days nobody has time for that, or the money, and so you do it some other way. And once I’d done all that stuff, I thought, This is the guy I want. I thought, He’d be terrific and I actually think he’s a very underrated actor — and it would be my pleasure to prove that by casting him.
- David Cronenberg on Robert Pattinson
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Atheists: 0
South Carolina Department of Education: 1
Not going to lie, this makes me FUCKING ANGRY
- English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
- Shakespeare: Excuse you
- John Green: Excuse you
- The BBC: Excuse you
- Chris Colfer: Excuse you.
- JK rowling: Excuse you
- Suzanne Collin: Excuse you
- George R.R. Martin: *Laughs*
CHARLIE IS THE BEST
He’s like the most killed character in the fandom, lol. But I really do love Charlie.
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That’s Rob’s laugh, right there. Edward was forgotten in that moment.
I *NEED* to watch that one again. And yeah, totally Rob’s laugh.
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More than anything, I need this in case of an emergency.
Definitely need this one. Especially with the research I did for TLME.
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kummersaurus Asks:
Oh, gawd. and I thought I’ve seen it all by now. I’m just going to pretend that “there” means “feet” and that I didn’t read that hamster part."
the hamster quote isn't actually real like it was some misunderstanding thing some person thought it was from 50 shades and posted it and people seem to automatically believe everything they see on tumblr is real so they thought it was from it
iamthealleycat Said:
Yeah, it sounded pretty out there. However, even without the Hamster quote, the book is terrible. The writing is mediocre at best, the heroine is stupid (and that’s putting it gently), the plot is ridiculous, and the sex is bland.
